blondie.

I will rule.

meganopqrs:

My best friend and I were at Applebee’s and they brought our food on those skillets and the waiter said “be careful, it’s hot” and I said “fire cannot kill a dragon” he bowed and said “my Khaleesi”

Needless to say he got a great tip.

  • Eren: WHEN I WAS
  • Mikasa: oh no
  • Eren: A YOUNG BOY
  • Mikasa: here it comes
  • Eren: MY FATHER TOOK mE inTO tHE FOResT
  • Mikasa: eren please
  • Eren: TO inJecT mY ArM wiTH StuFF
  • HE SaiD sON WHEN YOU GROW UP WILL YOU BE
  • THE SAVIOR OF THE PEOPLE, AnD ALL OF HUMANITY
  • Mikasa: *drags eren away by hair*
  • Eren: *continues singing* HE SAID wiLL YOU DEFEAT tHEM, THE TITANS, AND ALL THE 15 meTERS, THE PLAnS thaT THEY HAVE MADE

32sassstreet:

So Sophie Turner (Sansa in Game of Thrones) recently said that Justin Bieber was the Joffrey of our generation, so I took advantage of said quote to make some spectacular memes (if those are still things) …

and my personal favourite

Jeff Davis and Allsion..

I did a thing.

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